Website Disclaimer Notice ... the Serious Stuff
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This site is an information base only and should not be used for diagnostic purposes. Please seek medical advice if appropriate. artfulCARE.com makes no representations as to the accuracy, timeliness or completeness of information contained herein. In using this website, you agree that its information and services are provided "as is, as available" without warranty, express or implied, and that you use this site at your own risk.
By using this website you are accepting all the terms of this disclaimer notice. If you do not agree with anything in this notice you should not use this website.
Warranties and Liability
Every effort is made to ensure that the content of this website is accurate, While the content of this site is provided in good faith, we do not warrant that the information will be kept up to date, be true and not misleading, or that this site will always (or ever) be available for use.
We do not warrant that the servers that make this website available will be error-, virus- or bug-free and you accept that it is your responsibility to make adequate provision for protection against such threats. We recommend scanning any files before downloading.
In no event will artfulCARE.com be liable for any incidental, indirect, consequential or special damages of any kind, or any damages whatsoever, including, without limitation, those resulting from loss of profit, loss of contracts, goodwill, data, information, income, anticipated savings or business relationships, whether or not advised of the possibility of such damage, arising out of or in connection with the use of this website or any linked websites.
Nothing in this disclaimer notice excludes or limits any warranty implied by law for death, fraud, personal injury through negligence, or anything else which it would not be lawful for artfulCare to exclude.
License To Use This Website
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Law and Jurisdiction
This disclaimer notice shall be interpreted and governed by Canadian law, and any disputes in relation to it are subject to the jurisdiction of the courts in Canada.
We reserve the right to revise and amend this disclaimer notice from time to time and any revised version will be deemed to be applicable from the first date of publication on this website.
This disclaimer notice is based on the disclaimer examples provided by KeithGarrow.com, which also offers web host reviews and is a partner of websites offering Debt UK Help and guidance on Fire Risk Assessment.
A Giggle: Lighten up a Little
The contents of this Web site are for your own personal enjoyment and not intended for profit, pirating, bragging.
They are mine, solely mine, and stay away from them. OK, maybe some of them aren't mine.
All rights reserved. Reserved are all the rights. Have you seen my rights?
Any distribution of this material is done at your own risk. Terms are subject to change without notice.
Reading this material indemnifies me from anything and everything including gross negligence, not-so gross negligence, rain storms, sunny days, hurricanes, loud noises, and acts of God.
Please keep out of reach of children. For external use only.
Please keep this for income tax purposes.
Remove paper before reloading.
If rash develops, discontinue use. Do not bleach.
Keep your hands inside the vehicle at all time.
Only you can prevent forest fires.
Women and children please proceed to the nearest exit.
Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental.
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
- Adapted from www.legalhumor.com